“april fools” so im a fool because you betrayed my trust? im a fool for holding what you say with complete sincerity? i’m not the fool, you are

Every now and then I’ll hear a song that was on 2K16/17 and I’ll just break down into tears

PITTSBURGH, love forever 🖤💛

No matter how horrible of a day you’ve had, don’t ever underestimate a woman’s ability to still make it about herself

What would he marry?

accidentally used my wife's body wash. i already feel like i can't be wrong today.

We see them bro you don’t have to walk like that

Me at the Blackjack table with 13 in hand and the dealer with 11

Early bird shit u wouldn’t get it

Mis Pokemon me preguntaron si somos pobres

People will tell you religion is a mental illness while genuinely believing a man can be a woman.

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

I’m so BORED of the “it’s all fake” morons ruining our joy. Imagine living in a reality where thousands of scientists, engineers, and pilots across centuries are all in on a prank just to trick you specifically. The narcissism required is unmatched. You’re BORING. #ArtemisII

Diego Pavia gonna be playing left field for the Savannah Bananas.

Youre telling me a flea runs this market

Ever since I was a little boy, I knew I wanted to log into Microsoft Authenticator 47 times a day.

we are living in a time where the intelligent person must remain silent in order not to offend the ignorant.