The Tory party have received unfair criticism this last few weeks. In the interests of balance,I’ve posted some charts below which show performance in various key areas such as life expectancy, the NHS, trade, immigration and the economy 🧵 #GeneralElection2024

If different fonts were outfits

This is hysterical 😂😂. Is this actual audio or is this impersonators. Who watched??

It’s coming…🤐

One more. Turn the page.

This is what mastering your craft looks like

We used to say Brexit was like watching your local library being burned down by people who can’t read and now it has actually happened.

Comparing Liz Truss to a lettuce is incredibly childish and not funny in the slightest. Lettuce all try and be a little kinder.

Bayleaves congratulating themselves, thinking they brought the flavour in your dosh. Never buy into Big Bayleaf

how people sound when they say “that’s a straw man argument”

So far in 2024, The Ocean Cleanup has been collecting an average of 1500 kg of trash for every hour of the year.

"Mundane Halloween" returns! It's that time of year again, when Japanese website デイリーポータルZ holds its annual contest to dress up as something super ordinary. Here's a thread of some of my favorites from the 2024 contest!

the stupidest statement ever made. call it out for what it was you cowards

jfc

Did they reject it bcos the building in that pic has at least 37 storyes?

Spurs season perfectly balanced #COYS

Make it stop

#COYS

Blue screen Whispered: “Have you ever loved so hard you split your soul in two” A dam bursts in slow motion A couple kiss in the rain A clock spins in reverse A ham explodes A page is torn out of a dictionary David Beckham leans into a microphone in a courtroom: “Guilty”