Fellas, write yo girl a poem. She’ll love that shit

“He’s adopted”

Just went back and listened and my god Kendrick buried drake

Are the eagles the most boring team to watch on offense?

Portland is the epitome of what a failed society looks like.

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What Mike Elko told to his Aggie team after their 49-25 win at LSU, as seen on the new episode of “The Pulse.” “We wanted a championship. We wanted to compete for Atlanta. We wanted to be in the playoffs. We’re 8-0 — we still haven’t accomplished jack sh** yet in that regard.”

New week; same goal. #BTHOmizzou

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When the fuck are we gonna learn our lesson

*me walking into work on Monday*

There's a broadly applicable lesson here, but most Americans aren't ready for that conversation.

This kinda tuff

"You can't jail your way out of crime" You literally can. Just ask El Salvador.

What a difference a Presidency makes.

WARNING: 🇺🇸 Congressman Tim Burchett says anyone found guilty of sexual crimes against children should be publicly hanged.

I signed the toughest law in America banning foreign adversaries from buying Texas land or property. Now, the USDA is providing a helpful online portal for reporting foreign-owned American land. Have at it. thetexan.news/federal/usda-a…

I need André 3000 to start rapping again