Is not mourning the slow death of myspace. Facebook just does everything better...including hatching maniacal plots to profit from users

If one phrase is an elephant in this particular room, it is “Third Wave...” fb.me/3w0sIus9V

Remembering Tom. bit.ly/1yqxWWp

The Hammer-Feather Drop in the world’s biggest vacuum chamber thekidshouldseethis.com/post/the-hamme… via The Kid Should See This 〈 TKSST.com 〉

No crowds, no driving, no pants... pickybars.com/shop/ #sale #BlackFriday

#Muslims are controlling the weather in Britain. In some places it's Sunni, but mainly Shi'ite #foxnewsfacts ow.ly/Hb0aH

My name is Vladimir Putin #FiveWordsToRuinADate

So Bruce Jenner rear-ended a woman's car into oncoming traffic on the PCH & she's dead but the headlines are BRUCE JENNER UNHURT? Foff media

just picked up the new iPhone 3g. There is no better phone in the universe. Apple will hold 50% market share in two years. Mark my words.

Nation's Rappers Down To Last Two Samples http://onion.com/bnJRdK #OnionMusic