my son's sad attempt at getting me to love him:

me the second i’m home alone

Ariana grande you better call my fucking phone when you drop tour dates bc i WILL be attending

i understand why vampires go to new orleans and decide to stay there forever

😭😭😭😭

let’s play doctor, I'll go first, you owe me $17,500.

Me fighting the bush that did 9/11

I’m high af in Sicily trying to talk to this volcano tour guide chile

There’s a lot of things men can do wrong but the absolute worst thing 100% is having a fucking rat tail

happy eternal sunshine tour pre-sale day.

here we gooooo

ariana at the eternal sunshine tour with the only fan that managed to get tickets

neeeeed No Good Deed right nowwww

thinking abt the avocado toast I made the morning after hurricane ida. That shit was good as fuck

he was listening to taylor’s new album

I really hate ppl who don’t have no sense of urgency 😭😭 like hurry up omg

defund taylor swift

Chappel roan in the Hannah Montana 20 anniversary just ruined my entire day

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary