Oh how I’ve missed cadillacs at la fiesta👌🏻👌🏻

You know what’s fun? Getting lied to all the time. That shits the coolest🤙🏻

“Do you know how long it took a mouse to crawl up my penis? Like 3 million hours” -Lake Morrison age: 9

Hey Governor how about I worry about my own health and you just worry about protecting my constitutional rights. Stay in your lane pard.

I think I’m going to boycott Powerade until those bastards finally give us mystic mountain blueberry

He finally asked!!

Trevor sneaking out of a girls house the next morning before her boyfriend shows up

The best Fleetwoood Mac video

Did I smash 2 spiders today that were making love? Yupp. Did I do it because that’s the way I would want to go out? Also yupp.

I try not to think of hard times, I try hard to let the past go. I thank god that I’m a changed man but some days I’m the same asshole

“I just want to stay broke forever” -Said Nobody- Keep grinding people, things always get better

There’s the one you know and the one you don’t, but they’re still both the devil

A little bit of impeccable timing of the song and a little bit of luck can make a neat little video sometimes👌🏻

“She wasn’t moaning vinnie, she was gasping for air” -Woody Harney

Someday things will go right for me. Not today, or lately even, but someday

Spooky season? Shit I’ve been getting ghosted for years now✌🏻

Definitely overdue for more days like this in the branding pen