You're too embarrassed to wear a mask but you'll wear a Jets jersey out in public? 🤔 Ya, ok.

Air frying is not real cooking. Somebody needs to say it.

Wear a mask, save lives. And go @canes.

Europeans' out of offices are like "I will not be working until 18 September. All emails will be automatically deleted." Americans: "I am in the hospital. Email responses may be delayed by up to 30 mins. Sorry for the inconvenience! If urgent, please reach me in the ER at..."

Phewf.... thanks for the clarification about the Tilapia containing fish, HelloFresh US #HotTipAlert

Us: Your prescription is one Cajun Filet Biscuit twice daily. Patient: This is amazing. Doctor who just walked in: Please stop doing this.

Thanks Ben Hartzell for the reminder - Silvia will be preparing these for me Thursday during Two Knives and a Pan cooking class 👀 💯

Carolina Hurricanes

Charlotte Mayor Vi Lyles to announce taxpayer funded ten billion dollar transfer fee to bring Argentine Lio Messi to Charlotte FC.

Why wasn't Ruth Bader Ginsburg honored by the NBA this weekend? In a league that absolutely holds equality as a core value, the icons of that equality can’t only include those who helped the men we see on TV, but those who paved the way for the women who work right alongside them

Is this old footage of @mraguilarchs ?

A stink bug decided to die on my wife’s scented oil diffuser. 😂 the irony. I respect his sense of humor.

Svechnikov riding into training camp on his scooter

If University of South Carolina doesn’t SIGNIFICANTLY increase dawnstaley’s salary, we don’t deserve her. She is a living legend and we should be willing to break glass ceilings to keep her a Gamecock. Retweet if you agree. 🗣Ray Tanner 🗣Harris Pastides

I, and every #Afghan, call upon the #Taliban administration to send #girls back to school in #Afghanistan. I want everyone to use the hashtag #LetGirlsLearn to show them how important this is to us.

Reminder with Gamecock Lacrosse headed to the national championship game on Saturday 👇🏼

Never seen someone who hates fun more than this guy