Walthamstow said no to racism

Just driven on the M11 and I can confirm that the M11

Registration is open for the South East Thames Society of Anaesthetists’ Autumn meeting, hosted by Queen Elizabeth the Queen Mother Hospital, Margate.

Five things the day reg did at handover this morning after my night shift that brought me great joy: 1. Took the bleep 2. Brought me this cronut 3. Brought me this cronut 4. Brought me this cronut 5. Brought me this cronut

The hospital costa is only serving decaf coffee this morning

Are you even properly holding space if you haven’t turned the car lights green? Unlikely, I’d say.

Nights have got me so delirious, I thought this said “The night person will stay” and thought it was a meme about the day reg calling in sick

Well, can we see the mugshot?

Oh, Vienna 🗣️

Rewarded for being a good boy in theatre this morning 😇 🎅🏼

Had a glass of red and a negroni last night so I’m now going to pretend it was always the plan to do Drier January rather than Dry January

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Just been fast-tracked to first place in a pub quiz after identifying Rosemary Shrager first in the ‘Name the Chef’ round and I’ve never been more proud of myself

It’s like Conclave, isn’t it. The dean of the College of Cardinals is breaking into the Pope’s bedroom as we speak.