Not really watched Chelsea this season but they really are shite

Imagine a white student slapped a black teacher. Every news channel would be fingering themselves over it

Your husband has a boyfriend

😭😭 I'm just coming

20 to 7 in the morning 🤣🤣🤣🤣that’s a belter

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People think they’re here just to live peaceful lives. Bruv they’re here to take over

Never has a war been live tweeted and it’s mental to see

Angela Rayner: Every part of Britain will take fair share of migrants. Party deputy leader insists all authorities must house successful asylum seekers who will be eligible for places in new 1.5m social housing.

Worst type of guy to be around. Mental but no one can beat them up

You know how muggy it is when you’re on holiday with your Mrs and she’s got factor 0 carrot oil and you’ve got factor 60 in the shade

Odds on this just being a stunt so he can turn round in 2 months and say “coming out of retirement to fight Aspinall”

It’s a shame cos it’s actually a quality festival but it’s ruined with so many political agendas

Changing flights witn easy jet is up there with one of the most difficult things I’ve ever done in my life

Acting like he’s the head of an rival crime family turning up like that. Sausage

Never forget

Who is this 10 foot Geeza and why do I keep seeing his name all over south

Don’t know who needs to hear this but fellas stop spraying your clothes with oud room spray

Catch the sun did ya matd

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