@R_manceri I was just impressed he didn't take out the mailbox

@R_manceri fuck her right in the pussy?

@R_manceri atta boy

@R_manceri I don't know if the world is ready for that lol

One of the mover boys was too good looking to not hit on. All sweaty and beardy and hot. He's 17. Ok. Cool. I'm a pedophile. Why.

Where's my cuddle buddy At

Drunk truth or dare is just and excuse to touch each other in appropriately without people technically being able to judge

If a guy told me I was a sky full of stars it'd be a wrap.

SHABBA

Whenever I feel sad and low I turn my ass up at Taco Bell and drown my sorrows in nacho cheese.

That moment where you realize you went from drunk fun to hot mess.

Is it bad I get most of my life advice from #HoneyBooBoo

Syllabus week. A week worth of professors passing out an attendance policy that should've just been emailed #droveherefornothing

I love watching KUWTK and listening to them complain about anything. You have a 50,000 dollar outfit on. #irrelevant

Giving the fat trick or treaters vegetables so they at least stand a chance.

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