CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL US LIFELONG ARGENTINA FANS SINCE LIKE TWO HOURS AGO IT’S BEEN A LOT OF TRIALS AND TRIBULATIONS BUT WE FINALLY DID IT

Last week, the Slack layoffs affected many talented and hardworking teammates who know how to build great products. Alumni created a list for folks actively looking to add themselves. If you’re hiring, take a look. And feel free to DM – I'm here to help. airtable.com/shrAdxudkjWbRt…

Launch day today 🚀 You’re welcome in advance

Roger Goodell Just Hoping For Competitive Game Where No One Dies On Field, Mentions League’s Record On Race, Brings Up CTE, Highlights Discriminatory Hiring Practices, Or Says ‘Deshaun Watson’ bit.ly/3K303Ja

When only blue check accounts fill up For You I’ll discover more tweets on reddit probably So few many casual users will be caught unaware when it happens. Engagement through the floor ⬇️

Knicks legend & fourth Jonas Brother John Starks

To avoid straining your eyes at work, use the 20-20-20 rule: Every 20 minutes, go for a 20-minute hike and spend the next 20 years in the woods.

Notifications: off.🔕 Out of Office status: on.✌️

Fuck it, best NYC earthquake memes 🧵:

We are an empire in collapse and we don’t even get good art

Divincenzo is never paying for a pitcher of marinara in New York again for the rest of his life

New release from me and my team at Slack! 🚀

Gene Hackman as Royal Tenenbaum in The Royal Tenenbaums (2001)

here’s a crazy fact: the average weekday ridership for the MTA is higher than the population of 30 U.S. states

This can’t just be a coincidence 👀 Severance / Slack

Never, ever buy a product you first learn about on Amazon. All junk unless you verified it isn’t crap elsewhere first.

Wall Street Apes Print this out for when you need it.

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Everyone talks about AI slop. No one talks about PE (private equity) slop. - restaurants that lost their soul - medical practices that feel like assembly lines - apartment buildings designed by an Excel formula The algorithm didn’t kill culture. The margin model did.

👋 Hi, hello. How's it going? A small announcement: Slack now (finally) supports underlining text! 🎉 ✍️ Emphasize your messages. ❗️Underscore important points. 🏅Give CMD+U something to do. How will you put underlining to use? 👀