Y'all. It finally happened. I got two emails to my inbox from Dan Brown (yes, that one)! He wanted to know how my writing journey is going! This means my hard work is being recognized! (Hang on, there was a typo in that last sentence. Nothing. It means nothing.) #amwriting

#Whatmakesmeawriter? I just scrolled past an ad that said, "Goodbye, man boobs." My next thought was a cartoon of my man boobs with little faces, darting their eyes at one another, lil cartoon sweat beads, wondering, "What's he planning to do with us?"

'Gabe, we have to enter the Gnomes Monthly home design contest.' 'That wouldn't work, Pixie? You burn down, blow up, or pulverize my house every 5 minutes.' 'Exactly! We're the perfect #advert. If they hate the look, relax - I can guarantee to remodel by lunchtime.' #vss365

I wish news outlets had never learned the word "amid." TYFYATTM.

Because you demanded it: KIϟϟ Cats.

Take 47., by Jeff Love☕🖥️🎧 open.substack.com/pub/jllove/p/t…

Even if nobody is entertained by my work, that'd be okay, because I sure as hell am. #WritingCommunity

#5amwritersclub is a thing if I say it's a thing. It's a thing.

"Hot or cold, the air never bothers Mommy, but I guess that’s only because she’s dead." 10 y/o Serendipity Howell, "Dippy" to her friends, solves the mystery of a missing friend, with help of her Mommy. Speaking to the dead is 𝗗𝗶𝗽𝗽𝘆'𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗻𝘆. #GhostPit #MG #SPEC

News channels in my #YA #WIP be like: “Here, you can see the metahuman known as Ms. Nova streaking away with the #creature at speeds surpassing those of our fastest drone cameras. It is unclear whether the costumed vigilante is working with the ice monster." #vss365

Seperate vs. Separate. That's the one that still gets me. "Seperate" is the one that looks right, but never is. "Separate" is the right one. #Writerslife #WritingCommunity #amwriting

😆 Let me know when you see it.

*hugs em dashes* You can't take 'em from me.

Omg, this is so true💀🤣🤣

In a world full of assholes... don’t be one.

Ah. Boiled Kool-Aid, just like mama used to make.

Hi #5amwritersclub! Yours truly is a few steps away from bringing my debut MG novel to your readin' eyes.

Peter Stormare appreciation post.

If you DNF a book after ONE PAGE, because it's not moving fast enough, and you don't know the characters' stakes (that's what the blurb is for, no?) then why the fuck are you reading a NOVEL? You know there's like three hundred more pages after this one, right?

My new album is available on Amazon Music! music.amazon.com/albums/B0GSWLM… #AmazonMusic