Dead, I am the one…

"It took Billy three punches to knock out the kid in the wheelchair, but it only took Bobby two punches to knock out that kid got a bronze in the Special Olympics 2 years ago"

The first person killed by John Brown's men in his Harpers Ferry raid was a free black train conductor.

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I'd choose to ride on a dog bus over a human bus 100% of the time 🐶 #dog #dogs

“Why do you carry just to check the mail?”

The walkouts on Bibi at UNGA encompassed both the cis-Muslim countries and those transitioning.

When they tell you who they are, believe them.

Whenever I need reassurance at work:

“In tonight’s news, the UK imported a radical Muslim who goes by the name of Jihad. You’ll never guess what happened next.”

Not guilty by reason of hangry.

Poast 1911

This bird just found out that golf balls bounce on concrete, and he’s having the time of his life 😂

I don't think he should be deported

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How many snowflake parents will be triggered by a teacher who is having her students learn: • to pay attention to their surroundings • hand eye co-ordination • work both as a team and individuals • have fun • get exercise • take a knock down and get back up

Holy shit. What is this, Fallujah?

“Before we continue with the interview, can you say the weird politics stuff that I like hearing?”

Fire the Browns special teams coach for giving up 2 special teams TDs in a quarter. Then hire him back and give him a raise for getting the FG team on to kick a 45 yard field goal in 10 seconds