//This fckn killed me tbh

“Same. Being cooped up in an office with the two of them for hours is HELL I tell you.”

<——- Highkey loves watching everyone gang up on Poly Wesker

“I, for one, am an excellent driver.” No one has ever actually s e e n polygonal Jill drive a vehicle...

Poly Wesker has died twice tonight. Forgive me but I have a serious case of schadenfreude.

Probably for the best.

You too huh? You’re the second guy who’s expressed interest in my polygons...

“Water balloons? Is that what they’re calling them nowadays?..... Thanks homie.” She can’t wink, but she places her hand on her blocky hip.

Jill is slightly taken aback by the offer, but realizes that she can’t blame him for being interested. “I’m incredibly flattered my friend, but unfortunately the only lover this girl has is.. . . Gangsta rap. Old school gangsta rap.” -Cue ‘Original Gangster’ by Ice T-

Jesus Christ....

//Me: takes contents out of Amazon box. My cat: Oooh new box! *jumps in and sits*

Tf is happening between Barry and that Tyrant?! 👀👀

//Totally got sucker punched in the face for trying to beat Mr. X in a race to the waiting room door...

“Can’t say I blame you...”

Jibble Sandwich makes a sandwich....

//Gonna try and do something with this account & 𝕃𝕦𝕡𝕠 | 🅄🅂🅂 | in the next day or so. I just don’t have the muse lately & well- reality keeps interfering lol