Over-pronouncing the L in caulk since '97

My middle school was the Walden Walnuts.

Hey Jack Link's Jerky I got a bag of jerky without the little freshness pouch. What's up with that? That's always my dessert after finishing my jerky. I pay for the freshness pouch and you took that from me. Plz fix

My #4 genre on Spotify wrapped was sea shantys

PURE DOMINANCE!! GABLE STEVESON CONTROLS HIS FINALS MATCH AND HE IS A TWO-TIME NCAA CHAMPION!! #GopherTough // #SkiUMah

Christian Yelich vs Zach Thompson #ThisIsMyCrew Home Run 💣 Exit velo: 108.3 mph Launch angle: 29 deg Proj. distance: 429 ft No doubt about that one 🔒 That's a dinger in all 30 MLB ballparks PIT (1) @ MIL (6) 🔻 4th

This is Hurst's dream

Why is it called kneading dough instead of elbowing it?

…which means Colin will be in Scottsdale for the Championship this November. With his partner. With a chance to win the whole damn thing. I know Colin looks forward to this. It helps keep him going. Keep fighting Colin Richards and we’ll see your ass in AZ in November!!

Your QB vs. my QB #SKOL #VIKINGS

It's always "wow Rachel you're glowing!" and never "wow Jacob your hairline looks really decent today"

32-16 this time

Me my newborn 🤝 Throwing up when we drink too much