Time-lapse footage from Flightradar24 shows heavy air traffic on the Tuesday before Thanksgiving, despite CDC warnings against travel. chdr.tv/da0ba

Turkey sandwich showdown: Rollin' Oats St.Pete vs Trader Joe's List Stay tuned!

watching Hillbilly Elegy feels like I went to the family gathering

Time for sleep, right after I remember things that might have gone different

wish i was a houseplant so a pretty girl could make sure i get enough water and sunlight

i would 100% die for any of my friends but i will never text them back

my iphone can generate a slideshow of pictures of my bruises, set it to bikini bottom music, and call it “ouches and boo boos” completely unprompted, but still no function to mark texts unread

Fifty years ago, if you wanted to see a picture of a raccoon, you either had to already have it or drive to a library. And raccoon in a funny hat? Forget about it.

first President Biden news conference got everybody zoning out and loving it

Is ADHD communicable? Pretty sure she gave it to me

could spell more foods if Gwen Stefani sang them

I shouldn’t have to “be awake”

ha thanks for the shout Brian Sullivan "Jesse just owned it, I love it.. Jesse for the win" -Brian Sullivan (some say "the soul of CNBC") Market Rebellion co-founder Jon Najarian agrees: "Yeah Jesse for the win" Totally adding these to my testimonials (Long $PANW)

"Solving challenges together" Barack Obama addresses disinformation @ 12:15p PT obama.org/democracy-chal… via The Obama Foundation

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Southwest jumps shark

I support the FDA Modernization Act & You Can Too! bfp.org/fda-modernizat… #EndAnimalSuffering

Tweets ≠ endorsement of Twitter

Oil rigs coming to your forest soon! content.govdelivery.com/accounts/USDAO…

Hey Scott Wapner, “AI Derangement Syndrome”? #AlwaysAcronym