The sad thing is, this probably sounded really clever in his head. x.com/mattwalshblog/…

Yes, watching Piers Morgan being told to fuck off on live TV is *exactly* as satisfying as I'd always imagined. x.com/ditzkoff/statu…

.Piers Morgan Would you like a couple of hours to mock up some pictures of refugees carrying explosives to substantiate your position? x.com/piersmorgan/st…

.Piers Morgan If only you'd read Harry Potter, you'd know the downside of sucking up to the biggest bully in school is getting burned alive.

#StillHurts

"Crazies, cynics and creeps" Me in the Observer on the new rulers of the world theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

It's the flowing garb and luxurious beards. They add 10 pounds. x.com/ruslantrad/sta…

Famous before he can walk and talk! Famous for something he won't even remember! (Dumbledore, Book 1)

Communications intercepted by allies has Europe knowing more of what happening in White House than Congress knows. newsweek.com/allies-interce…

Evergreen tweet.

I wish the International Olympic Committee would praise me for winning gold in the four-man bobsleigh.

1500 donors & more than $40k in less than 9 hours in solidarity with our Jewish sisters and brothers. #RestInPeace launchgood.com/project/muslim…

42% of #European doctors are considering leaving the UK, with a further 23% still unsure >> #NHS ow.ly/a1SA309husV

Children must be listened to when taking part in judicial proceedings. Read the report by EU Fundamental Rights ➡️ #HumanRights today x.com/EURightsAgency…

New profile update ! Check out on her account! > J.K. Rowling

How the alt-right uses internet trolling to confuse you into dismissing its ideology vox.com/2016/11/23/136… via Vox

Thread 👇 x.com/Kasparov63/sta…

Mustard.. #FantasticBeasts

Having a Beastly day...