another day in my worthless chud life

Me encanta demasiado la reacción del hurón cuando se da cuenta de la pelota que le cayó por detrás mientras perseguía otra

"Teacher, teacher, you forgot to assign homework!"

MORTAL KOMBATTTT

playing DBD with normal bloodpoints

single parents are fighting to chaperone because they can’t believe THIS MAN is available so he’s got moms and dads calling off work to hit on him and he’s so grateful he’s always got a few kids clinging to him so he can make excuses to ignore their flirting

Or maybe someone will write a thesis titled 'An Analysis of Water-Based Assumptions and Recalibration of Expectations for Evolutionary Models'

Even DBD ain’t this bad omg

got a tornado warning while in an AMC theater. everyone looked around when phones went off and went back to watching the movie because risking death Feels Good in a Place Like This

that round 6 of project hail mary is looking real tempting again

“Expecting an algorithmic description to instantiate the quality it maps is like expecting the mathematical formula of gravity to physically exert weight.”

i think one of my favorite things about the project hail mary book is that rocky, the alien, speaks in italics for the entirety of the book. then, when ryland speaks to the young eridian’s on erid, he speaks in italics because he’s the alien now.

I really wish the movie showed this reveal more intensely, because in the book his realization that he was a coward fucks him up pretty bad

oh silent princess you are so loved

Project Hail Mary AU where everything is the same except Grace is gen z so he passes the time on the ship by making stupid memes like this and then sends them back to Earth with the beetles