Wayyy to fitting that on the first game without Heath our striker has a hat trick.

A really great article if you’re an MLS sicko. Great send off Dan: “Adrian Heath’s departure from Minnesota United was overdue. His tenure put him in the conversation with coaches like Jim Curtin and Peter Vermes; his performance was decidedly more Gabriel Heinze.”

My god we still have 3 mid fielders on. Time to take some chances loons.

I believe that’s our first headed goal of the season.

CONMEBOL got CONCACAFed. Amazing stuff. 😂

Get your votes in Auroras fans! We’re falling behind!

Watching the pizza rolls in the microwave

What if our best Kenny Powers played soccer?

Meanwhile in Minnesota, we don’t even have a coach. ☹️

It’s been an incredibly frustrating, and delayed search, but I must say that I am impressed with the vision and ambition that this signing shows. Extra plus that he’s fluent in español. Excited to see how the clubs new focus on youth trickles down to the academy level.

McCracken 🚧 🐦 ⚽️

Sooo, the Heath era was even less professionally coached than it looked on the field. They basically weren’t doing serious video work pre 2022. Wowza. In a professional league 🤦🏻‍♂️

Now is the moment where the true darkness begins. When the moon has passed, and you realize you spent all this money, and here you are…in Ohio.

If you haven’t tuned in to one of these brackets before, it’s not too late to start. Check out how the 1985 tournament finished out.

I’ve tried to explain this without data so many times.

Does Apple TV nor Major League Soccer provide annunciation guides for players? Asking for 1/2 of the Minnesota United FC roster. This announcing is just painful.

Very excited to read the finished product! Thinking about the interplay of sugar tariffs between these two markets and curious what lessons can be applied to our new era of protectionism that dominates the headlines of global supply S&D conversations today.

Forgive us our opes as we forgive those who ope against us.

“Good defense” vs “illegal contact”

Ok, we got drubbed but I still don’t get how this goal didn’t get a closer look for offsides, as well as Puig Two footing Harvey didn’t get a review for Red. Andrew Wiebe #instantreplay