I’ll admit I cried a baby when I held my niece for the first time 🤷🏼‍♂️

She pulls more chicks than me no doubt

Seeing the protests tonight in slc, I can totally get behind this. Getting their point across without starting the world on fire. Happy to see Americans exercising their rights, and while we may have different views on things I hope they get their message out.

Ever since Turnpike ended, the World has went to shit

Call me what you want but I can’t wait to be at a rodeo hearing the National Anthem while they’re running bucking horses into the chutes... shit gives me chills

Glad all you girls are able to get out and tan and all, but damn it’s gettin HOT out here #pray4snow

Reminder: I’m still single af

I always feel rude when I stack plates. I feel like it’s me telling the server that they aren’t doing their job so I have to do it for them.

This is really well done.

My toxic trait is I like girls with toxic traits

Don’t think I’ll be getting an elk tag this year😂

2020 in 3 words. This party sucks

For anyone wondering

Not to be political or anything

This is a cow

For anyone watching the NFR, sorry @pocaahotass but Secretary of Homeland Security Kristi Noem parody has my heart😬

Why can’t it just be small businesses? Why do we have to include race and gender and all the other garbage? This is by definition systematic racism

People just need to watch a few more John Wayne movies these days