"That's why you got me! I can take on simps, easy-peasy! I mean look at Otakemaru."

"Sure Becky, like you'd have any kids."

"Well YEAH! That's what friends do!"

"I mean you're the one who decided to talk to me, girl. So like clearly this sounds like a you problem, more than a me problem."

"Hm? Something the matter, Fujino-chan?"

"Tell me, how are they doin' right now then?"

"I mean it's not like you haven't done anything bad to me, right? At least nothing that I know of."

"Don't have one. Because I at least know that I can mind my business and live freely unlike a salty someone here."

"Once again, not my problem!"

"You really think that matters to me, Fujino?"

"And you know what I hate? People who just don't know when to walk away if the things they are annoyed with bothers them so much."

"Clearly only in your little mind, Tamamo. Are you just that bored of your life that you decided to talk to me?"

"Your domain, LOL talk about self-absorbed."

"Otakemaru got what was coming for him, and he was still delusional afterwards, believing that I had something for him. Besides you really think what YOU are matters to me?"

"I mean c'mon servant or no, that doesn't make you any less of my friend."

She yawns, "And I'm suppose to care because???"

She just sits back, "And what do you expect from me? Going all, 'Oh wow Tamamo is SO right, I'm SO amazed by her oh-so powerful flaunting.' 'cuz clearly, that's what I'm hearing from you."

She suddenly bursts into laughter.

"Ouch the edge. Now that's what I call edgy."

"Not my fault you're the one who decided to act all dark and broody the moment I didn't give you the reaction you wanted."