Voted and won.

Keep the faith, folks.

REGENERON!

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

This is a debate between Earth 1 and Earth 2.

Patented Mumblecore Community-Theater Sort of Way

For once, a DOJ decision in accordance with the evidence and bearing no trace of corruption.

Dads.

Can’t. Stop. Laughing... twitter.com/FirenzeMike/st…

It's kinda cool to get to an age where being into 'retro stuff' just means being into your own stuff

Covid motorcades, signing blank papers, and tear gas walks to a church: the tragedy of Donald Trump’s photo ops.

Stand back and stand by??????????? No further questions your honor! #vote

you first.

If I were ever abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where fellow aliens also deny science.

woketopians

Unplug for 30 seconds?
Then restart?
Factory reset?
Change password?
Check the warranty?
Trade in for a new one?
No luck?
F*ck it. Go w/the rice then.

Can't believe it's been 10 years!
#Drake #SoFarGone

'We have access to Twitter, we see that he is tweeting and responding' to TV programs

'It's very clear and very easy to conclude' that 'a lot of this' 'Executive Time' is spent 'in front of a screen' - Liz Plank (SUBSCRIBE TO MY SUBSTACK)

LET'S GO!! CHAMPIONS BABY!!
#GoPats #SuperBowl #6Rings

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let Cardi B give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

Mission complete. #Remembering41