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Mission complete. #Remembering41

I am starting a petition for the Democrats to let Cardi B give the rebuttal to the SOTU. Sign it by retweeting this!

LET'S GO!! CHAMPIONS BABY!! #GoPats #SuperBowl #6Rings

"We have access to Twitter, we see that he is tweeting and responding" to TV programs "It's very clear and very easy to conclude" that "a lot of this" 'Executive Time' is spent "in front of a screen" - Liz Plank

Can't believe it's been 10 years! #Drake #SoFarGone

Unplug for 30 seconds? Then restart? Factory reset? Change password? Check the warranty? Trade in for a new one? No luck? F*ck it. Go w/the rice then.

woketopians

If I were ever abducted by aliens, the first thing I’d ask is whether they came from a planet where fellow aliens also deny science.

you first.

Stand back and stand by??????????? No further questions your honor! #vote

Covid motorcades, signing blank papers, and tear gas walks to a church: the tragedy of Donald Trump’s photo ops.

It's kinda cool to get to an age where being into "retro stuff" just means being into your own stuff

The. Head. Of. The. Coronavirus. Task. Force. Is. Debating. Half. A. Year. Later. Through. Two. Layers. Of. Plexiglass.

This is a debate between Earth 1 and Earth 2.

Patented Mumblecore Community-Theater Sort of Way

For once, a DOJ decision in accordance with the evidence and bearing no trace of corruption.

REGENERON!

Keep the faith, folks.

Voted and won.