My baby turns 2 on Monday I’m so depressed

I should have requested “no gifts” on my kids invitation bc if you guys seen the state of my living room rn😭

I’m so fuckin proud of the goodie bags LMFAOOOOOOOO

Why hasn’t Bluey done a brand deal with crocs like what’s the fucking hold up

You bitches could never make me hate Megan thee stallion

megan right now while nicki is busy losing the idgaf war

“HISS” by Megan Thee Stallion has reached #1 on US Apple Music.

Jay-Z calls out the #GRAMMYs for never awarding Album of the Year to Beyoncé, while accepting the Global Impact Award Grammy on stage: “Most Grammys ever, never won Album of the Year. How does that work?”

black women we love you from infinity to infinity, love this for them always

But what you don't know is that your daughter’s name is not just Blue, it's not turquoise. It's not lapis. It's actually cerulean.

HOLD ON HOLD ON HOLD ON...HER SISTER WAS A WITCH RIGHT? AND WHAT WAS HER SISTER? A PRINCESS, THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST BRO. YOU'RE GONNA LOOK AT ME AND YOU'RE GONNA TELL ME THAT I'M WRONG? AM I WRONG? SHE WORE A CROWN AND SHE CAME DOWN IN A BUBBLE

I RUN DIS FAWKEN GULCH

watching your parents get old

An expired friendship is not Beef

Since we’re on the topic, anyone care to tell me why a local deluxe platter is $9 in nalo but $7 in Hawai‘i Kai🤨

In her regalia

I’m not exaggerating when I say it would be less humiliating to shit yourself in public than to be a heavily pregnant woman begging your baby daddy to marry you.

If you see an accident and good samaritans literally administering CPR to the person on the side of the road and your first instinct is to record it and put it on Instagram with the caption “prayers”……brah you guys have no soul lol