my body does not know the difference between a mistake at work and being hunted for sport

zohran mamdani on a random sunday while the entire country is falling apart

Just heard a Japanese mom go "typo shito" Type shi

you’re mad as fuck

This miller lite of mine, I’m gonna let it shine

Bad Bunny’s DTMF is an album born out of love for Puerto Rico suffering under US colonial rule which has hindered our ability to keep our families united, our country prosperous, & our culture. It’s a Spanish language album that resonates globally in our modern political climate.

Everyone is doing Chinese century so accurately

Pops head in the right space

Hope

two hours into a Thelonious Monk jam session

they hate on me for farting but the biggest stars are full of gas

Same. Nothing makes me feel more patriotic, such as it is, than how many people, from so many different places, with so many different cultures and histories, all feel so proud to be part of this thing together. People who hate this kind of thing fundamentally hate America.

having your silly interests validated and supported by the people u love is a really important way to actually show love

the original cast of coworkers at work have left and now you’re in season 4 with all these new characters

guess who just got asked to be her valentine

The Knicks gotta Puerto Rican, Dominican, Jamaican, and Filipino. True NYC team lol

How I look when my manager finds me in my fav hiding spot at work

I wonder if Kim Jong Un has ever cried to Codeine Crazy

sahbabii

babe ur texts are too screenshottable, ur lore too quotable, ur life too goofy. they are gonna kill u