What a decade! Award winning Bougainvillea, gained a simpleton live-in nephew (#luvtyler), quickie marriage to Paz de la Huerta, 3 months and 6 groin pulls later a quickie divorce from Paz, self-induced 5 year coma, just woke up now. Optimistic about my Bougainvillea in 2020!

New Year’s Day, trying to unwind by watching Slamball and Tyler keeps interrupting with ignorant questions about the rules! #millenials

On the 2nd floor lanai, Guinness shandy in hand, “Rick Astley Live at Folsom Prison” on the iPod Nano, letting the sun have its way with me.

Burning the midnight oil, just “fudging the books”. PS - It means whatever you want it to mean.

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RT if u miss this team #FredVanVleet #NBAAllStar

Calling someone a busybody sounds like it should be sexy but it isn’t.

Last minutes talks eased tensions with divorcee neighbour. "Summit" scheduled for tonight. Now where's my high performance talcum powder?

Apparently you're not supposed to throw a drink in the Queen's face until she throws one in yours. #royalprotocol

Did you know I co-wrote Bobby Brown's "Humpin' Around"? It's true. And I'm your friend so there's no need to look it up.

You. Me. A 2012 Hyundai Elantra with a full tank of gas and a Zip-Loc full of top shelf 'ludes in the glove box. It's go go go time!

Am I more intelligentsia or literati? Be honest; I can take it.

Thirty-one & one quarter years ago, Malibu witnessed The Rapture. amateurcircuit.wordpress.com/2018/01/13/the…