The reason the US hasn't switched to metric:

Nothing to see here...

I am told that chicken fried chicken is not redundant.

Don't believe a thing this guy says.

To all my friends back in Canada:

Found these ice cream bars that are so crunchy you need to wear a hardhat!

I never knew I needed this until I saw it!

It's finally National Hot Chocolate Day! Share a pic of you cozied up with some hot cocoa using #nationalhotchocolateday & #pepsioffer for a chance to taste this awesome cola yourself. First 2,500 to tweet will be rewarded 2 cans. Offer Ends 2/1.

I'm on the fence about this:

I am so glad the weather forecasts here come with a "cover up meter".

You know they aren't used to cold weather when the news has to tell you this:

More things you wouldn't find in Canada:

Missouri limo

Today's grocery store find:

Today's grocery store find:

Today's fun grocery store find:

Why does the smoke detector low battery chirp have to start in the middle of the night? Please pick a more convenient time to remind me that I don't have any spare batteries in the house.

How redneck is it to have a barbwire pinstripe on your pickup?

Summery heat and humidity means it's time to break out the Muggy Meter.

Nothing like a road trip through Uranus!