BINOCULARS! #Election2020

*in the shopping center* Other people: I can’t believe how many people are wearing their masks wrong! Me: why are they called escalators if half the time they’re going down?

Does anyone get ‘blood of the paschal lamb’ vibes from these red Christmas bows outside peoples’ houses? Asking for a friend.

‘Here if you need!’

Me at the Me at the start of 2020 end of 2020

Perfect start to the season! #LetsOwnIt

How good ❤️🤍🖤

A statement from our athletes. The following letter has been written by the 150 footballers and netballers of Collingwood.

Investigating the link between mask-wearing and flu cases is legitimate, but this is a negligent over-simplification. We haven’t needed to wear masks all the time because our tight restrictions + high compliance = 0 cases. And as soon as masks are needed we put them on.

Back working from home and all I can say is NO OH GOD PLEASE NO I HATE THIS WHY IS THIS CHAIR SO UNCOMFORTABLE WHY IS THIS SCREEN SO SMALL EVERYTHING HURTS.

Me: *existing* Collingwood FC:

Spider-Man: ‘you won’t get away with this!’ Dictator Dan: *shrugs off North Face jacket to reveal Uncle Iroh abs* ‘Prepare to be circuit-broken, Peter Parker.’

Cafe managers that put napkins in bathrooms instead of paper towel - just one question: Who hurt you?

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Hi Swamp! The AFL posted the ‘all-time disposals’ leaderboard today with Robert Harvey in 1st & Brent Harvey in 2nd. Are there any other obscure VFL/AFL stats leaderboards where 1st & 2nd place share the same surname? Couldn’t see any on AFL tables… Thanks!

A helpful guide for people who don’t break down cardboard boxes before throwing them away: STEP 1: take the box out of the bin. STEP 2: get in the bin. STEP 3: remain in the bin.

A trend I can get behind 🧐 Wordle 201 4/6 🟨🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜🟨⬜⬜ 🟨🟩🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Wordle 210 2/6 🤌🏼 🟩⬛⬛🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩