My goal is to be the sister Mary Eunice of my workplace. Always. 🍎💒

Oh, piss off.

Things that actually matter: rape culture, LBGT+ rights, Male suicide rates, accurate sex education, domestic and sexual abuse, corrupt Male oriented business structures, people getting murdered travelling alone. Things that don’t matter: the lyrics to baby it’s cold outside.

I realise my biggest mistake of 2018 was taking work home with me. As of now, work talk, work photos, work instagrams, work pages, work banter is all totally muted. Home is home, work is work.

“We’ll do a second year, then see where we’re at hey?” “Nah, we’ll do a second year, then go home. Our home. Together” Night made in just one sentence. Beyond lucky. 🥰

#MusicalTheatreOfTheDay “for now we’re healthy, for now we’re employed (insane laughter) for now we’re happy.. if not overjoyed. We’ll accept the things we can not avoid, but only for now” #needed

Oh my Lord Jesus he’s thick

So I just got tested for the flu in Japan. The doctor stuck a 15cm probe into my nose and I felt it touch my brain. Horrific.

For me a song is ALL about the lyrics. “both sides now” or “case of you” by Joni Mitchell are probably my favourite songs in the world because they’re so so so raw and lyrically complex and beautiful.

I don’t get sad about people leaving work. It’s happened so many times. But I will admit, today when I put my name on the stage sign in sheet, I felt the stab at seeing my now absent friends names above mine. I hope all of you do beautifully in life, until next time.

“And you’ll add my name to your long list of traitors who don’t understand & I look back in regret how I ignored when they said run as fast as you can”

I want Joni Mitchell to serenade me. I wasn’t even born when her career came to an end but those lyrics can’t be beaten.

“Go to him, stay with him if you can, but be prepared to bleed” - Joni Mitchell

I can’t

Wanna know why I’m salty? Now when I search “a star is born” on Spotify I get Lady Gaga, when I actually just want Hercules. Do you understand? I just want the Hercules soundtrack.