"Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open

Sun "worship "actually makes sense if you think about it

I'm watching the Harry potter movies with my son, and I can't express to you the degree to which this woman is the perfect embodiment of the spirit which has infected our culture.

It’s sad that a Canadian politician is the only one brave enough to say what all Democrats should be shouting.

Breaking: A federal judge permanently BLOCKS Trump from defunding PBS.

Probably the most accurate nailing of the MAGA base I have ever seen.

Same water. Same tank. But the one on the right has oysters. A single oyster can filter up to 50 gallons of water a day. Oyster reefs in the Chesapeake Bay once filtered the entire Bay, 19 trillion gallons, in under a week. Today, with less than 1% of the original oyster

Can I get a "C"?

Tonight I had the privilege of hearing a 13 year old explain the terms "cooking" and "cooked" to my 45 year old manager and she said something so excellent I have to document it. "cooked is bad. cooking is good. you're either in the pot or you're holding it."

I’ve magically turned the algorithm to showing mostly American and Japanese housewives weeknight dinner pictures. It’s like I’ve died and gone to twitter heaven. Bliss.

Too on point not to share, “Aussie reply to Trump rant about NATO not being there for us. Mate. You run a country with 600,000 homeless people sleeping on the street tonight. A country where 40% of adults can't cover a $400 emergency without borrowing money. A country where

Apparently we have the same kid. Fact

In heaven, you will be able to eat a Dave’s Single, smoke a cigarette, and drink a beer in the sunroom of a 1990s Wendy’s restaurant

Most brutal ratio award goes to…

"The chances that Dua Lipa would help raise funds for a vehicle for our unit weren’t high... but they were never zero!" British singer Dua Lipa helped the Ukrainian First Separate Medical Battalion acquire a pickup truck. The vehicle will be used for evacuations and operational

You hate Mark Carney because he’s a Liberal. Fine. But I keep hearing “he’s done nothing” from people who can’t name a single policy. So here are the receipts from his first 12 months: 1 - Killed the consumer carbon tax. Gone on day one. 2 - Scrapped the EV mandate. Replaced