Love this goddamn app...Gotten $194 back so far...Code 99UX5 will get you a 15¢/gal bonus...Thank Daddy later...👉👌 upside.app.link/99UX5

Working hard?...Or hard at work?

...Who doesn't love a hard worker?

#HappyMothersDay

Finding a #tampahotwife is my mission in life. I know you’re out there somewhere. We will find each other one day.

...I could get used to the back of that throat 😏

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We could all use a little less prude in our lives...

I'm a handyman...& you, my dear, look like you have load bearing walls...😏

...& all I was trying to do was make sure my ex-wife stayed healthy 🤷‍♂️

To the man I just saw getting #RoadHead on I-4 that I gave a thumbs up to & returned the gesture...I salute you 👍

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Happy #PiDay

It's about goddamn time Daddy gets to play 😈

It's 5 o'clock somewhere...

I could really use a hand right now...Or a mouth...

Some mornings, waking up can be SO hard...😏