Daydreaming about all the ChristMILF fun to come. December is not yet full, my lovelies. The best gift you can give is ALWAYS your patronage. 🎄💋

I know this won't interest most, but this IS THE BEST FREE-KICK EVER TAKEN! Legendary.

I'm going back through my phone. Found these pics. Zoom in on the circle on the part jutting out. That is the pool. And me standing on the glass. Pretty trippy doing stuff like that!😄

Oh - just a thought while I’m planning my travels for 2026 … Do I have any friends in Newcastle?

I can't even post a DM now without X wanting what I sent! Twitter is fucked, gone are the days we could actually talk privately. I've always been a fan of honesty, but Twitter wants dirt! I've had enough.

Sad news. The last pet, my ex-wife, and I adopted has sadly passed away. He was 17 years old, and his name was Oliver. Loved him.

Have re-packed my suitcase for a quick visit to Perth - one of my favourite places to visit. 🥰 I’m on my own this evening and am planning to scope out the rooftop bar in my hotel. You could come join? 😋😈💋