"I already killed all the humans once, I'm not doing it again...that's boring." Alternate Android #18, going by her birth name of Lazuli. #DBRP and #MVRP , #Single and looking, though picky (don't expect her to immediately accept your flirting).

"𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓔𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓷𝓪𝓵 𝓓𝓻𝓪𝓰𝓸𝓷! 𝓢𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱, 𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓘 𝓼𝓱𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓰𝓻𝓪𝓷𝓽 𝓲𝓽." 𝕊ℍ𝔼ℕℝ𝕆ℕ. 【 #DBZRP #MVRP 】

~ 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑦 𝑣𝑎𝑐𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 ; 𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑜𝑛𝑒 ~

"So? What'd we miss?"

L ✔️ A ✔️ M ✔️ E ✔️

"If I had a dime for every time someone stronger than me hit me, I wouldn't be in crippling debt."

"As a tribute to Piccolo . . . NEEEEEERRRRRRRRDDD!!"

We were a team! And then you went and forgot about my birthday last year!

Bring back the pink shirt! That's what he needs!

needs his baeteen.

The family night went well. They saw a movie, and visited Bulma's place.

is alive. — barely.

"First, the immortality. Then the bitches."

Wakes up, his hand running across his bald head. "Ugh. What'd I do last night?" he's a bit hungover.

"Well, damn! Yamcha's been Yamcha'd! If he's out, then I'm next!"

"The turtle is upside down, Oolong peed himself, Yamcha is in the fetal position, Roshi is Roshi, and I got kissed by the cute one."

Watches as Oolong and Yamcha have a Rock, Paper, Scissors match.

『••✎••』im an elitist. don't follow me.