You cannot kill me. I have been dead for a long time. This body is only alive so that my mother will not grieve.

If he didn’t send you a happy international women’s day message today please block him

Me running to my bed after getting home from anywhere:

how do i erase myself from everyone's brain i don't want people to know me anymore

actively losing my mind

An alert 🚨 is being sounded for people especially solo ladies visiting the KEFRi Forest 🌳 for picnic or relaxing. It turns out at least 20 women have recorded statements of being raped & robbed in the last 6 months, 1 has been killed this month.

you know what hell yea

“can't wait to go home, i have a lot to do” me as soon as I get home

Men really think “I was going to” counts as effort. No, you weren’t. That’s why you didn’t.

10 year old me would be so disappointed to find out that the feeling of not belonging hasn't left her even into adulthood

Please get tested for STIs and HIV. 😭 AND if you want to kiss someone tell them your status. Why are people in Nairobi just spreading illnesses around? Hamtaki we vote out watam 2027.

Got bored and researched about where you can register as a voter in Nairobi. ☆☆☆ 1.Westlands – DC Compound, near Safaricom Centre 2.Dagoretti North – Maliposa Apartments, Ngong Road (near Junction Mall) 3.Dagoretti South – Maisha Poa Centre, near Dagoretti DCC Offices.

when physically he’s exactly your type but personality-wise he’s a fucking idiot

when he tells me he's hugged a girl before but i like my men pure

REAL

And if the man isn’t in the gym and is over 35 yrs old, don’t get pregnant for him, you’ll suffer.

"she crazy and she bites"

how it feels when your mom is getting old and you’re not where you wanna be financially (not even close):

Just finding out that the Kenyan football women's league is on strike due to lack of support from the football body. Being an athlete in Kenya is like a humiliation ritual.