I keep hearing about AI taking over the world… somebody needs to put a Pittsburgh Penguins jersey on Nintendo’s Super Mario. We’ve been waiting 40 years since we had our own Super Mario on the ice for the first time

If the only thing holding us back from socialized healthcare are illegal immigrants who can’t afford a PCP and homeless opioid abusers who want a warm bed and a painkiller fix… we can fix those. Unfortunately, that’s not the truth. But just to place perspective on it… 🤷‍♀️

When you are the last person to the coffee pot in the break room and the shit’s been blacker than Barry White in Memphis and seared on high since 6:45

No matter how heavily armed you are in a SHTF scenario, you’re toast if you don’t know your neighbors/community. There won’t be just one person acting alone to steal your “hoard” of whatever. 30-40 people will come for it all at once… and you won’t stop them on your own.

I think that after this incident. AT&T needs to realize whatever it was that took their service down (EMP, solar flares, “scheduled maintenance”, cyberattack) took it offline - completely - for multiple hours yesterday. All the providers should take note + harden their systems.

Gotta admit for all the folks who hate Xfinity/Comcast, they did a huge power play to get customers by giving everyone free wifi after the AT&T outage yesterday.

So maybe a necessary distraction, but the next few years are going to be when all the late 90s heartthrob artists/groups (Britney, Xtina, BSB, NSync, etc) are going to be eligible for the RRHOF. Can’t wait to see all the arguments and asinine discussion that will come up soon!

I’ve normalized having a Hollywood tabloid life, especially with my abuse of social media over the past two decades. This confirms it.

Back in the 1950s, when soda fountains were in every American pharmacy, Boomers worked hard to become “soda jerks”. It was a badge of honor you earned. Fast forward to today… “baristas” are modern day “soda jerks” in the type of task. But somehow they aren’t seen as honorable.

Today on X: -viruses are not real, they’re the body detoxing -cancer is the body healing and encapsulating toxins also -the earth is flat -chemtrails and radars cause hurricanes and tornadoes and all sorts of other maladies for health Stay in school and learn science, y’all!

I’d be for canceling student debt if we forced the universities to pay for it. That would be hilarious.

Scattered strong to severe storms are expected late tonight into Wednesday morning across southern Indiana and most of central Kentucky. The main expected severe hazards are damaging straight-line winds and isolated tornadoes. #KYwx #INwx

Latest NWS Louisville Forecast Disscusion: "These storms are more likely to be surface based with an increased risk of tornado development in addition to damaging wind gusts. It is imperative that residents of Indiana and Kentucky have ways to receive severe weather warnings."

The real reason I'm tweeting more frequently is because I'm pretty much incapable of making friends in real life.

Ready for our network TV debut! 🤩 Our April 6 home match vs. Indy Eleven will air on CBS, with four other games also set to air on national television during our 10th anniversary season!

Doppler radar with reflectivity, velocity, and dual polarization is a miracle of modern meteorology and technology. It isn’t a system to create funky looking clouds or cause snow in June.