(picks up a picture of what looks like a human female) Well, well, who do we have here? Mrs Vile (Parody)

(is about to discard the picture, when he gives it a closer look) Well, if the shape of her is anything to go by... Mrs Vile (Parody)

... looks like I'm adding another target to the list Mrs Vile (Parody)

Ah, I wondered what it would take for you to show yourself. You didn't really think I was going to fall for that wisp trick? Mrs Vile (Parody)

Unimpressed, for starters. Mrs Vile (Parody)

(non-chalantly sits down opposite her, kind of enjoying being an equal for once) Oh, there's plenty more Mrs Vile (Parody)

(chuckles) You honestly don't have a clue do you? Could it be that you're that passed it, you can't see the obvious? Mrs Vile (Parody)

You must be mellowing in your advanced years, letting a HUMAN join your family. Then again, what else is Rito going to get? Mrs Vile (Parody)

My, my, it almost sounds as if you don't approve of the match that mummy's little boy has made for himself Mrs Vile (Parody)

Know your enemy, simple as that Mrs Vile (Parody)

All of you Mrs Vile (Parody)

You know, I'd love to tell you, I really would. But we both know that you've been stalling for time. That old fossil of a... Mrs Vile (Parody)

... husband of yours will have almost got the castle guards mobilised to storm this room and I plan on being elsewhere. Mrs Vile (Parody)

(his form crumples in the chair in front of Mrs Vile (Parody). Before anything else can be said, a vicious blade impales through the chair)

Now; we both know that this won't kill or hurt you, but it will keep you immobilised for a moment or two. (leans closer) Mrs Vile (Parody)

Tell you husband, tell your whole family; betrayal will not be countenanced and I WILL have my revenge on you all! Mrs Vile (Parody)

By the way, that immobilisation spell worked; my clone would have been trapped. (teleports away as the guards reach the door) Mrs Vile (Parody)

(teleports his way back into the castle) They could have beefed up security for me; I did stab the lady of the house after all

Oh, now that just sounds like a challenge to me

Well, well, well, if it isn't the happy couple Rito Revolto (Roleplay Acc) 🐔🐲🐈 Mrs Agatha Revolto RP ☃️🎄🎁🤶 ((Archived))