This is why I question reality on a daily basis

Also I'm just gonna post this here for absolutely no reason at all cough cough

Dear Elon-san, Would you like to design the next Tesla? I can design a better one for you. I am a fortune teller. You will have a better year next year if you hire me. 😌

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Sometimes, you gotta be Savage to Succeed

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Inhale my dong enragement Child

hi what the fuck is up with this character i knew he was infamous but not like this??

Just posted a photo instagram.com/p/CRyiUz6ARHA/…

Jeopardy: Make MatPat The Next Jeopardy Host! - Sign the Petition! chng.it/p7G2NDk6 via Change.org only cause I would watch jeopardy again for this

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Wanna hear a joke? People taking shit super seriously on the internet.

Why was the first thing I thought of was how that ape is cleaner than most Melee players?

I'm just gonna say it: I'm an incredibly tiny figment of your imagination. You know the one, with the Crackhead energy that you don't want to let out. That is all.

Fuck it: The internet can suck a Big dick.

Hey 任天堂株式会社, here's an idea: Remake Metroid Prime: Hunters, WITH local and online multiplayer. Just sayin....