Gaza when some Ivy League school in the United States calls for a ceasefire

Stop, I already have plenty of reasons to vote for him

BREAKING: Melania spotted after the guilty #verdict. #TrumpTrialThursday

Stopped taking women seriously. Realizing that they’re all just mentally 13 years old.

Banned for using the word “Tranny” on Twitch. Apparently that’s a derogatory term. That’s on me. Next time I’ll use mental health disorder.

Sorry I gotta take this

BlackRock and the CIA.

When someone is having a stroke, they lose 2 million brain cells a minute. This means that if a stroke lasts for more than 3 minutes, they’re at risk of starting a podcast.

Kamala look like she just walked off the Mayflower

Zip it lady it’s the Don’s turn to talk

Nigga of the Day #CTESPN

WHEN I’M PRESIDENT THE MCDONALD’S ICE CREAM MACHINES WILL WORK GREAT AGAIN!

Trump 2016: A New Hope Trump 2020: The Empire Strikes Back Trump 2024: Return of the Jedi

Jarvith Bite thith nigga ear off

The person at Apple who designed the new layout for the photos app should be imprisoned

do you think the bicycle assassin is reading posts about himself online kicking his feet and giggling

They are not.

🚨BREAKING: After sleeping for 332 hours, 14 minutes, and 72 seconds, Haliey Welch AKA Hawk Tuah has finally woken up She now holds the world record for longest time sleeping