It’s incredibly sad but there’s a silver lining to Gérald Mossé and Franny Norton retiring in the same year. The three of us have always discussed the idea of starting a prog rock band and now they’ll finally have time to jam. Franny’s drum kit is bigger than Neil Pearts!

D O U B L E 🤩 P O I N T S 👏👏 #F1 #AzerbaijanGP

THREE-IN-A-ROW!!! 🏆🏆🏆 We are the 2024 COUNTY CHAMPIONS! What a team 😍 🤎 | #SurreyCricket

Why did they bother bringing the other four horses? Could have just had a few Fiat Puntos peel off one after another

Just a wild boar requesting belly scratches 😅

I was at the shittest fucking party last night ⚡️🦁

If anyone ever tells you “you can’t make it from the big Tesco in Hungerford to Vincennes in a Datsun in under 4 hours” tell them to fuck off

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again. Anyone who leaves Longchamp before the handicaps needs ostracising

I’ve already had an email from Netflix asking me if I’d like to be a production consultant for their Sir Mark Prescott Amo Racing special. They’re getting the wheels in motion early!

Does this guy think he’s heading to the ring to face Hulk Hogan at Wrestlemania 3 or something?

📞 “I’ll have two Lamb bhuna’s, a pilau rice and a naan bread”

Giant’s Causeway’s performance seems to get more impressive any time other Europeans try to better his 2nd. He appears in the pedigrees of four horses to win/place in the Grade 1’s so far this meeting, just in case we needed reminding of his importance 🙌🏼

“Once he missed the break, it was game over. The wheels didn’t spin on the dirt. The second I saw Moore wearing a face mask, I knew it was over. But if that race had been on turf, City Of Troy would have crushed that lot. He’s the best Aidan has ever trained.” #BC24 #BreedersCup

The beauty of Wildlife ~ A Thread 🧵 1. When it’s cold enough to see the melody.

Winter solstice today Soon be the Brocklesby

Always softens the blow when the bloke telling you your 750 grand purchase is a dud has the golden glow of two weeks in the Caribbean still on him.

Stone Cold Steve Austin has stunned 46 percent of the people in this photo, including the President

Reminds me of the time I told the wife the reason I’d done £12k in on a Carlisle card was because it was one of the side effects listed on a box of Rennies!

Sums up the state of NH Racing that people are calling the John Durkan the potential 'Race Of The Season'. Let's face it - it resembled a pointless schooling session for 95% of race - it just so happens that 2 v good horses stuck together for the final 5% & produced a good finish