Chipotle refused to give me hot honey chicken because they’re “saving it for online orders”. It’s fucking chipotle and I’m in your store. Give me the chicken mf

I might not be on this earth if the Rockets lose to Steph and the Warriors again

Curry was literally a 99 overall with the sliders on max

I have never seen something milked as hard as this draft. Announce the picks when they’re in so we can get on with our night

Deion being a decent player in the MLB is not talked about enough. Everyone talks about Bo but Deion is up there with him

If Jalen Green is on the Rockets next year I will not watch one single game. Give me a real scorer in KD

Halliburton so cold. Please beat tf outta OKC

Need Rickie to complete for a major asap

Vibe Protectors??? Can’t be serious #shrink

Anyone else only drive with their left hand. It feels weird for me to drive with just my right and a little awkward with both. I literally only drive with my left

Infinity Wat at the bar? Fuck yes #expand

SGA don’t sniff the Beard. Scottie O’Houlihan Bobby Johnson Xander Sanders

WHY TF IS MY GYM CLOSING AT 7 PM ON SUNDAYS????

Arkansas shortstop needs to be crucified. Little league mistake now yall don’t get to play for it all

Cal Raleigh is what people thought Adley would be. Most overrated player in the league

My childhood is complete. KD is a mf Rocket. See ya Jalen, won’t be missed for a second!!

I will lose it if Cal Raleigh is the fucking single season home run leader

Just came across this cover while writing a paper. SI used to have the coolest covers ever where did it all go wrong?

Ball boy signed 5+ balls tn. Man of the people

There should not be one Dallas Cowboy fan until the Jones family is eradicated from this Earth