We’re in Post-Season form already boys! #Orioles

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Can Jackson Holliday’s dad fix my golf swing?

Starting tomorrow, I’m back in the booth for 2 weeks with The KB.

The lion does not concern himself with how poorly the Baltimore Orioles are playing in 2025.

Egg custard is a scary flavor to order when you’re a kid or grown adult.

I have a theory that the police officers in Walmart are all on the phone with each other around the clock

Come with me Friday don’t say maybe

[panicking at taco bell] a steakadia

They should redo The Simpsons Homerpalooza episode exactly the same but Homer is a fan of blink-182, Good Charlotte, and shit like that. “You guys don’t know Blink? Tom Delonge and Travis Barker left and maxe BoxCar Racer, this set the stage for Angels and Airwaves & +44”

.Grok what time is dinner?

Tom Petty - Breakdown comes on the jukebox, you ash your cigarette and bob your head a little at the bar, cold beer is still on your mustache….. The sun is shining again.

The fake laugher on a Teams Call echoes after an “IT Issue” joke while someone fumbles to share their screen makes our main character question if our technological advances were worth it all, he looks outside at 2 squirrels playing grab ass and dreams of a different existence.

I’m not saying internet at our fingertips all day is bad, but for over an hour I couldn’t think of what a “garbage disposal” was called and I had to search “sink drain blade” to figure it out.

Tom we love the vampires but who is this girl and WHY does she love America? Is her heart filled with hatred?

Wendy’s a put this on a jr deluxe