Ahhh, Stoke City FC. A few reasons why it was wise to delete this tweet 🙃 1) You finished 16th. 2) We beat you twice this year. 3) You finished 25 points behind us. 4) Your season was over in Feb. 5) 46 games. Just 45 goals. 6) Again. You finished 16th. Get back to the beach 🏖

A 2 - 1 win at home to Shenfield A.F.C. gives BASILDON TOWN the points they needed to gain promotion to the Premier Division

is it because she is going into the love island villa ?!

Tonight we go again 🤣

SPORTbible This one was good ⚽️

How’s his arm gone straight across Big Show like she’s not even there 😂😂 real G’s move in silence like lasagna

Wow look what you did 🇺🇸 FC Bayern US 🇨🇦

Mmmmh ... Not sure about this one chief

Jai joins a prestigious list of previous winners, featuring Keith Adams and his mother in 2016, Amelia Womack’s “Proud Auntie Moment” in 2017 and the controversially anonymous “Supermarche” from 2018.

👀 Premier League? 😂🏆

Dear Katie Hopkins Fuck off. Thank you Marcus Rashford

They didn’t tell Lord Sugar to grow up when he was selling sweets in the playground for 50p extra 😂

West Ham 3-2 Chelsea - Alternative Commentary

"In the warm up I scored two bangers... They're always telling me to shoot more" 🚀 Declan Rice was thrilled to get his first Premier League goal of the season as West Ham move six points clear of the drop zone

🤯 A short Non-League story... 😂

West Ham 2-1 West Brom - Alternative commentary

In 24 hours I’m going to give one random person that retweets this tweet $10,000 in Bitcoin! (Yup, gonna experiment with this instead of cash haha) Make sure you follow me so I can dm you if you win :)