So apparently the only time I’m not embarrassed to practice my Spanish is when I’m drunk 🙃😂😂😂😂

Meeting my girl’s parents today and need to be fluent in Spanish within an hour 🫠😂

Just don’t move sus around me and everything will be cool

Sleep on big titties is superior

Bingo!

Knowing who to cut off and who to be patient with is everything.

This is actually true

The way I been fighting off this pandemic weight chile

Reciprocity is very important to me. Do not expect anything from me if I get nothing from you. Two way street baby

If you’re gay and have accepting parents be very grateful

I love a “this ain’t my liquor” ass bartender 😂

I barely watch tv anymore just be straight duolingo lmao

7 days into this juice cleanse and I’m down 6 lbs

Entry level remote jobs, 🧵.

Bleacher Report Trae young when my parlay about to hit

Last time I was shocked. This time I’m not. I voted for Kamala but honestly didn’t think she would win because America was not about to let a black woman be President unfortunately. However, it’s still a nasty feeling having those thoughts and feelings validated smh

I’m so tired of being disappointed in this country