How many tweets do I have to do to get a job on TV?

or a book deal?

Don't worry I will not be able to keep this pace up.

Let be honest here, on tweeting to become famous.

I need to do some work.

The novelty has wore off. It was fun while is lasted.

I am unstoppable.

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Today life is good.

What a good thing to tweet?

For those who have wonder where I have been, I could not figure out my password on twitter. So, yes I am back, for today.

Ever need to take a dump but was having to much fun to go?

Yes, I am making up for lost time here.

It so good to be back and avoiding life.

I think I am drunk on twitter.

I am not scared if you want to follow me, I kind of like it.

Wish I could take a couple of my tweets back, but I guess you can't.

I am tired of answering this question, so I will answer it once and for all, yes I am popular.

For the last ten minutes I really liked myself.

Wish I gotten the clever gene from my parents.