I hope they have to amputate cooper flaggs leg

I’d like to thank last night Jimmy for leaving this for this morning Jimmy

Shrink the fuck out of anyone like this

Khan you please suck my nuts #drainthebayou

Can we cancel the 6 year extension

Jordan flu game(I haven’t drank all week)

Fuck April fools and fuck Barstool Clemson

Everyone congratulate the braves on not losing today

DEBIT: pbr CREDIT: bank account

Watching this asu kid with the upside down hat shit the bed makes me happy

Calling it not Collin Morikawa gets the jacket #retsgoCorrin

Feelin like unc tonight

Rory supports the taliban

Kyren Lacy heard he was a potential Giants draft pick

Do the drug test for Jeopardy? An adderall and some coke and I could win

A&M is the taliban and my happiness is the second tower.

What you bowling this year South Carolina Football Barstool Gamecocks Old Row Carolina

As my days as president are coming to a close I will be signing one last executive order officially taking in-state tuition from South Carolina and giving it to New Jersey!

Kellen Moore looks like he touches his nieces