so the 8 year old girl that drove to target hit a mailbox along the way, spent $400, and was sipping on a frappuccino when police arrived 😭 i have to stan!

chiitan only appears to those pure of heart

A hit from the jong on the jofa would cure me

1 year ago today, 'Bed Chem' by Sabrina Carpenter was born

10/10. This is exactly the kind of insanity I expect and want out of monarchs. Keep up the good work. Hope he develops a delusion he’s made out of glass next.

HOLIDAY SPIRIT CALL IT HOLIDAY SPIRIT WHAT THE FUCK IS SPIRIT CHRISTMAS

think about it

“WHO WANTS HOT CHOCOLATE???” that one girl from the polar express:

This is a top 3 costume for me I think.

Azealia Banks shares that she has decided to vote for Kamala Harris: “I will be Voting For Kamala Harris tomorrow because Elon Musk (a fucking overrated Ketamine addict) belongs no where near American Politics. The End.”

hello hello hello

We deserve each other me and mop

to search for which word, exactly?

nobody will ever be this funny again

the thing with losing catherine o’hara is that there are few actors unafraid to make the zany, whacky, over the top comedic choices she’d make. there’s just no one like her

I’m going to fucking strangle that groundhog with my bare hands