Doris Burke talking a little too much on the broadcast. One more dumbass comment and I’m watching the game on mute. #bitch

Buddy hasn’t figured out the edit or delete text feature yet

I know this about to be some good ass Chinese food #lilman

4th of July is a top 2 holiday. Debatably number 1.

Mom threw ice in the beer to keep it cold. Right idea, wrong execution. #NotComplaining

Top tier place to crop dust. Atlanta airport escalator with scum of the earth around you. #freakshow

Boarding hasn’t even started and these zone 100 hooligans are already crowding the line. I will never understand this. Why would you want to board earlier? Yeah let’s board first so we can wait an hour on the plane before takeoff!

Can’t wait to meet my professors this upcoming semester. I love engineering!

How much I like each champion (updated): Weighted scale Weili: 8/10 Shevchenko: 8/10 Harrison: 9/10 Normal scale Pantoja: 7/10 Merab: 8/10 Volk: 10/10 Ilia: 8.5/10 JDM: 8/10 DDP: 10/10 Ankalaev: 3/10 Aspinall: 8/10

Chipotle workers are such Jews. Extra portion means nothing to them. And if you ask for more after they give you “extra” you might as well kill yourself. Dude behind me asked for all toppings and you would’ve thought he bombed the nursing home from their reaction #miserablefucks

Want to switch up my gym split. Any recommendations?

Gotta love Waze taking me off the interstate to a 1800s ferry just to avoid some traffic. Saved 5 minutes #WorthIt

Shoutout to this thing. Goated household item.

Good fit at weight club #JoanieLovesChachi

War is over

Senior year academic lock in. Can’t be repeating courses this late. #dialed

This guy is so intense. Had me ready to put the pads on myself. #WereBackDepartment

Add Pat Adams to this as well. Dynamic duo of the worst cbb refs of all time #terrorists

Neo Avdalas 3 seconds into the shot clock

Finished my WBB March madness bracket! Tough choices this year #WBB