Congratulations—this guy just won the internet today. You have to see this. 🙌🙌🙌

BREAKING NEWS: The Satanic Temple Wins Historic Baphomet v. 10 Commandments Monument Case in Arkansas. Read more: thesatanictemple.com/blogs/news/the…

"The state [...] violated the Satanic Temple’s right to equal protection under the US Constitution, the court said. The temple, which intervened in the suit, had submitted an application to donate its own religious monument of Baphomet..." news.bloomberglaw.com/daily-labor-re…

Well, this is just great. New "highly mutated" COVID-19 variant, named "Cicada," is spreading very quickly across the USA & 23 other countries.

If you don't cut off Israel completely at this point when they're openly demonstrating the crimes against humanity they're about to perform then you'll never be able to pretend you didn't know

BREAKING: THE SENILE GROUNDHOG POPPED OUT OF HIS BALLROOM, LOOKED AROUND AND DECLARED THREE MORE WEEKS OF WAR.

Wow apparently accusing Dan Bongino of worshipping Satan will get your tweets hidden. What the fuck Elon Musk

"For years, Satanists sparred with Jason Rapert over the monument. 'The more one could get him to speak, the further he dug the hole,' Greaves said." ualrpublicradio.org/local-regional…

Gay kids read thousands of books about straight characters, yet they still grow up gay. But y'all are worried if your son, Billy, reads just one book where a penguin has two dads, he is going to wake up the next day and ask Brad to prom.

Oops! He’s forgotten to swap accounts again 😂

oh no, he forgot to switch accounts AGAIN

Israel is explicitly warning Christian and Druze residents in southern Lebanon not to hide Muslim residents among them as their forces advance. Not a peep from Sheryl Sandberg.

Jewish troops will be looking for Muslims hidden in the attics of Christians. Let that sink in.

Drunker than ever before. More drunk than anyone has ever seen.

I don't give a single earthly fuck about Josh Shapiro's faith, but what I care A LOT about is that Ellen Greenberg was stabbed TWENTY times AND her body was covered in bruises, but her death was ruled a "suicide" by him, AND that he has a history of volunteering for a foreign

Remember when these guys told us how "dangerous" that divisive rhetoric was and how tweets like this "killed Charlie?" Yeah, turns out these guys were totally and utterly full of shit. Surprised?

Congratulations AG Blanche. Now you have 30 days to release the rest of the files before becoming criminally liable for failure to comply with the Epstein Files Transparency Act.

The same day that Hegseth fires multiple senior army leaders, he announces that individuals "trusted" by the administration will be able to carry arms on base... On the same day Trump is purging his cabinet... This is like coup level shit.

Regarding The Satanic Temple's victory in Arkansas, the Stupidest Headline Yet award goes, unsurprisingly, to the hacks at The US Sun who decided to ignore the entire question of equal access, religious pluralism, & gov't neutrality in favor of an idiot-friendly narrative...