if you blink every time the oilers pass the puck, the panthers will have the puck when your eyes reopen

in a game where you could put yourself one win away from the stanley cup at home you only have 15 shots just fold the team

wish that sick mcdavid goal mattered. would be so sick. too bad it’s so whatever

they just don’t look like a team that has it

if the oilers were a good hockey team, and/or twitter was a good app, this account would have never existed. it doesn’t even matter that jim matheson is an idiot. there’s lots of idiots and you don’t see me wearing their face skin

they are honestly so lucky the series is 3-2 FLA and not FUCKING OVER two comeback OT wins and a shit effort in 13/15 periods

what other motivation to you need

you can take the matheson out of jim but you can’t take the jim out of matheson

who wasted a fortune attending this game ?

user Jim Matheson has fallen off a ladder and exploded guts covered bags of dirt

big news coming

Word is Oilers will look to start Olivier Rodrigue in game 6. Will be first career playoff start in the NHL, but a very good 20-7-2 with a .921 save percentage in AHL playoffs in career

fishing for one more banger before hangin’ ‘em up, much like the oilers retirement home eligible this cup final

Based on looks at practice it seems Max Jones and Derek Ryan will be coming into the lineup for Jeff Skinner and Podkolzin

Wonder if the oilers regret letting Puljujarvi out of the organization. too bad so many people ran him out of town, looks great for florida’s AHL team these playoffs

Is Brady Tkachuk even a top 15 best USA forward? is he better at hockey than any of Matthew, Matthews, Eichel, Connor, Larkin, Trocheck, Guentzel, Boldy, Caufield, Thompson, Robertson, Keller, Kreider, Boeser, Kane, Pavelski

i’ve got too much toe jam to fit in the sock but not enough to fit on the bread

contrary to an earlier report, Bob Stauffer will suit up for the Oilers as emergency backup goaltender tonight. the Ebug status will get around contract technicalities and he will start the game when both goalies miss warmup with illness

It’s me Jim