Bo knows…the importance of post-natal care and prioritizing family over work.

Maybe it's me, but if Hillary Clinton installed Chelsea Clinton's husband as co-chair of the DNC so she could siphon off money to pay lawyers defending her in four different criminal cases, the news coverage (and media outrage!) would literally blot out the sun.

Earth is fucking tired of all this sun talk. Remember who brought you.

Just to freshen the minds of the youths: Jamaal Charles has a learning disability, and actually competed in the Special Olympics as a kid. Here is his Special Olympics speech called: “I can fly”

It’s incredibly annoying that Biden has actually been a really good President and everyone has to pretend that he sucks for some reason

If there’s two things I love, it’s 1. Setting expectations 2. Meeting those expectations 3. Exceeding those expectations

OMG, you guys, wouldn't it be soooo fun if we all dress like him at court tomorrow lol!!!

Before people resort to stupid takes - yeah I think being a convicted felon will matter in a presidential election. No not with the people who were always voting for him - but there are a lot of undecided voters who will care.

Donald Trump is a racist, a homophobe, a grifter, and a threat to this country. He can now add one more title to his list - a felon.

2016: LOCK HER UP! LOCK HER UP! 2024: No politician should ever be convicted

Gosh - the convicted felon insulting me and Milwaukee in the same week. Is it because we are both hosting conventions full of people who can’t stand him?

Sorry. The SCOOP is that JB has a cousin once removed who has a business that JB opposes & has signed legislation to curtail & regulate? And this is evidence of what…his ability to fight for what is right against his very extended family’s self interest? Like..thanks for the PR?

Trump is both “white” and an “asshole.” Why can’t he comprehend the concept of having more than one identity? Weird.

Coach Walz > Couch Vance

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James Earl Jones performs "The Raven" (with help from Bart and Homer) on The Simpsons. #RIP youtube.com/watch?v=bLiXja…

If the Detroit Tigers win tonight, they will simultaneously clinch a playoff spot and guarantee the Chicago White Sox set the modern major league record for losses in a season. Which would just confirm what we already knew: the most valuable person in baseball is Jason Benetti.

On Monday night, the undefeated, back to back Super Bowl Champion Kansas City Chiefs will be playing on Monday Night Football while the Kansas City Royals play the Yankees in the ALDS. What a time to be alive.

The sun rose where I am. I spent the night not sleeping in my hotel room. It was dark and slow and lonely. I had thought if it happened it wouldn’t be as hard as last time. Because it would be less of a shock. But it was harder, actually, and for the same reason. No one went