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Jim Kozyra

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The IRS officially recognizes me as an actor. So... it must be true.

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Every action movie on Netflix right now has a metascore of 50, a user review of 6.5, and stars either Ryan Gosling or Reynolds. Gonna spin that “just fine” wheel!

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If the Sonic people could completely redesign their main character in time for the movie to drop, surely the Mario people can get Pratt back in the VO booth for 4 hours with the single note “stupider and racister toward Italians.” #SuperMarioBrosMovie #LetsAgo

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The fun part about the Astros potentially winning the World Series will be seeing them be undeniably good and me still denying it forever anyway.

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I don’t post on this platform often, so you know I mean it when I say that I firmly believe 2024 will be the year America apologizes to Creed.

Ahmed K (@ahmedkfxt) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Tesla Elon Musk when the new model Y with ambient lighting will be available in the USA? This is a factor for my buying decision NOW vs WAIT until it becomes available

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Waking up at 4 to work out at 5 to burn off the Halloween candy I ate at 10, it occurred to me that if I just went to bed at 9 I could sleep until 6?

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All the manger animals are in people heaven, right? Like, yeah it’s a place mostly for people but there’s gotta be room for God’s hall of fame donkey.

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Love this, but I will remind the court; this does not improve the 2024 Cubs over the 2023 Cubs on paper, this just actively prevents them worsening. But maybe that’s enough?

Nick Hutchins (@nicholasrhutch) 's Twitter Profile Photo

“I got a callback to be a stand-in for Kate Middleton in doctored photographs but they told me my ankles were too clearly Floridian”

“I got a callback to be a stand-in for Kate Middleton in doctored photographs but they told me my ankles were too clearly Floridian”
Mike Beauvais (@mikebeauvais) 's Twitter Profile Photo

"Of course, I'm familiar with the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Lemon. We had a brief, but torrid affair in 2005 after I stole her away from Clive Owen mid-conversation during a St. Crispin's Day party aboard Sir Richard Branson's megayacht. Obviously, nobody knew I was Catholic."

"Of course, I'm familiar with the Marchioness of Cholmondeley, Lemon. We had a brief, but torrid affair in 2005 after I stole her away from Clive Owen mid-conversation during a St. Crispin's Day party aboard Sir Richard Branson's megayacht. Obviously, nobody knew I was Catholic."
Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) 's Twitter Profile Photo

25% of movies should basically be Mission Impossible 25% of movies should basically be When Harry Met Sally 30% of movies should be National Treasure 10% of movies should be JLo’s This is Me Now/Cats 10% should be Oscar worthy stuff like The Favourite / Parasite. Real art.

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the white sox are 31-104 104 losses is the most losses ever thru 135 games in baseball history & baseball has been around since before cars